(Verse 1)
Traveling light, carry-on tight, got my laptop by my side
At the gate early, get some work done before the flight
Plug in to get a charge…. Wrong hole again…
I dream of a perfect world, where they just go in
(Chorus)
It's not the size of the dongle, it's how you use it, they say
Been flipping three times, still the wrong way
USB-C to HDMI, or is it DisplayPort in disguise?
This cable torture, why can’t they all be WiFi
[Build]
(Verse 2)
Hotel room desk, a graveyard of plastic connectors
Each one promises connection, somehow the wrong receptor
Trying to connect to the projector, for my big presentation
The screen stays dark, while I mentally write my resignation
[Drop]
(Bridge)
Maybe there's an app, a dongle decoder ring
To tell the Type-A from the Type-B, from Mini, or is it C?
Wireless utopia, that's the future I foresee
No more tangled frustration, just pure digital glee
[Increase Tempo]
(Chorus)
It's not the size of the dongle, it's how you use it, they say
Been flipping three times, still the wrong way
USB-C to HDMI, or is it DisplayPort in disguise?
This cable torture, why can’t they all be WiFi
(Outro)
Finally it fits, a connection made at last
But the lesson's learned, the tech gods move too fast
So next time I travel, I'll pack the whole dang store
'Cause dongles and adapters, I can't take them anymore