If the multiverse is true,
Than I guess,
Somewhere spider-man shoots webs from his dick,
Yeah that sounds sick,
But so fucking cooooooooo,
Ooooooooooo,
Swinging from buildings with the jizzy webs,
Webs from his dick,
Yeah webs from his dick,
I’m so jealous of his dick,
I wish I could too.
[chorus]
Swing through the city with his dick,
Skeet all the bad guys would be sick,
Dick swinging Spider-Man,
All the ladies would cream,
Yeah he’s the man,
Dick web shooter is on the scene,
Skeet skeet skeet,
[outro]
Swing through the city with his dick,
Skeet all the bad guys would be sick,
Dick swinging Spider-Man,
All the ladies would cream,
Yeah he’s the man,
Dick web shooter is on the scene,
Skeet skeet skeet,