[Verse 1]
In the morning light, we gather 'round,
It's standup time, no one makes a sound.
"What are you working on?" our Scrum Master cries,
And the devs, they stare with sleepy eyes.
[Chorus]
Oh, the daily standup blues,
With PBIs and DevOps news,
"Who can pick up this issue?," they muse,
It's the daily standup blues.
[Verse 2]
"I'm stuck. Can someone help me?" calls out Joe,
His code's a mess, and he's feeling low.
Sally's got a customer, who just won't quit,
She sighs, "Another bug, oh, this is it."
[Chorus]
Oh, the daily standup blues,
With PBIs and DevOps news,
"Who can pick up this issue?," they muse,
It's the daily standup blues.
[Verse 3]
Tom's deploying updates, but the server's down,
Linda's chasing features, with a worried frown.
"What's our velocity?" the Product Owner queries,
As the team, they groan, and shift in their seats.
[Chorus]
Oh, the daily standup blues,
With PBIs and DevOps news,
"Who can pick up this issue?," they muse,
It's the daily standup blues.
[Bridge]
(Rock guitar riff)
But together we stand, through the bugs and the mess,
With each passing sprint, we give it our best.
We'll fix all the issues, and push through the grind,
In this dev life, a true peace of mind.
[Chorus]
Oh, the daily standup blues,
With PBIs and DevOps news,
"Who can pick up this issue?," they muse,
It's the daily standup blues.
[Outro]
(Acoustic guitar fade out)
It's the daily standup blues...