There once was a man named Jacobs,
Who loved to fart with his fake buds.
Too blessed to be stressed,
NO RAGRETS on his chest,
Only charged twenty dollars for snake rubs.
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Jacobs, Jacobs, Andrew Fuggin Jacobs
Jacobs, Jacobs, Got Damm Andrew Jacobs
[Chorus]
Jacobs, Jacobs, Andrew Fuggin Jacobs
Jacobs, Jacobs, Got Damm Andrew Jacobs
[Fades out]
Jacobs, Jacobs, Andrew Fuggin Jacobs
Jacobs, Jacobs, Got Damm Andrew Jacobs