[dialogue][spoken] email from the brew crew.
man cave party,
jets vs the cowboys,
sunday at seven.
In the den where bros unite
Lounging back with all their might
The screen aglow with the main event
Their cheers resound in this manly tent
High fives fly, air guitars in hand
Suds cascade like an anthem's band
Leather couches, they've got the best seats
Room's alive to the beat of cleats
Glory tales and stats they recite
Living legends in their rite tonight
Grit and glory on the plasma stage
They ride the thrill, it's the golden age
[bridge]
MAN CAVE MEET UP WITH THE MEAT HEAD MOB.
CIRCLE JERKING WHILE THE WIVES ARE GONE.
POUNDING BEERS AND CHICKEN WINGS.
SHOVE A BONE IN MY HOLE AND HEAR ME SING!!
LAAAA LA LA LA LAAAA
CHICKEN WING BONE, STRAIGHT IN MY REAR
HOPE MY TEAM WINS, CHEER CHEER CHEER!