[Verse]
Beside the stream, a teahouse made of log
An eerie feeling makes my gut clench
The peaceful landscape turns to putrid bog
From pleasant lambs to evil feys' stench
[Verse]
The monstrous creatures grunt and cry and pant
I make their deaths a solemn quick work
Their mouths are filled with howls until I grant
The last one’s head a final sick jerk
[Chorus]
When you cast your spell, then I’ll slash bash crash
When you try slick tricks then I'll clash flash smash
If I rip slice slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for the wrong fight
If I slice rip slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for the long night
If I rip slice slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for a long fight
[Bass riff]
[Verse]
The kind old woman smiles until I say,
“Outside your Redcap watchers lay dead
You took my once beloved’s life away
I've come to take your ugly gray head
[Drum breakdown]
[Verse]
She laughs and says, "I didn't kill your keen
You little snot, you've picked the wrong fight
I'll stew yer bones and stretch yer pretty skeen
You knuckle-dragging Sharran gobshite"
[Bass riff]
[Drum breakdown]
[Chorus]
When you cast your spell, then I’ll slash bash crash
When you try slick tricks then I'll clash flash smash
If I rip slice slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for the wrong fight
If I slice rip slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for the long night
If I rip slice slice and you raise all hell
Then get ready for a long fight
[Guitar solo]
[Guitar solo]
[Verse]
“Get ready luv, I love when heroes stare
I sate their wants, I grant their pleased pleas
Your Nether blade can hardly cut my hair
There's one of you but three of these mees
[Verse]
Your knife attacks are dull and risible
As slow as walks through Sunlit Wetlands
I'll twist your head and turn invisible
Your blindness slows your sweaty wet hands”
[Verse]
I say, “My hands are cold, my knife is keen
My spell can well detect the real you
Dispelled illusions fade and now you're seen
Behold the killing blow I'll deal you”
[Bridge]
She falls and cries, “You’ve bashed my head”
You think you've won and killed me dead
But heroes come and heroes fall
And Shar's assassins worst of all
You bought her lies and spied and fought
But never sought what you forgot
Go past the grove and circling flies
In bitter grave your wife now lies