[VERSE 1: Male]
Gather 'round, folks, let me tell you a tale
About a question that's got us all in a hail
The women of the world, they're asking
Would you rather be in the woods with a bear or a man?
[crowd]
WHAAAT!!!!
[IDENTICAL CHORUS 1]
In this TikTok craze, where logic takes flight, we thrive
Between a bear with claws that slice and a dude in sight
In this TikTok craze, where sanity's thin, we thrive
It's a battle of wits, it's a laugh, it's a thrill, it's something (woah-ooh)
[Build-Up]
(wooooh-ooh-oh-oh) (1, 2, 3, lets go again)
[IDENTICAL CHORUS 2]
In this TikTok craze, where logic takes flight, we thrive
Between a bear with claws that slice and a dude in sight
In this TikTok craze, where sanity's thin, we thrive
It's a battle of wits, it's a laugh, it's a thrill, it's something (woah-ooh)
[VERSE 2: Male, Both]
A bear or a man is question of the day, driving everyone mad
With claws or with charm, who's your wilderness friend?
In this TikTok trend, driven into madness, into the fray we go, lets go
[crowd]
MADNESS!!!
[IDENTICAL CHORUS 3]
In this TikTok craze, where logic takes flight, we thrive
Between a bear with claws that slice and a dude in sight
In this TikTok craze, where sanity's thin, we thrive
It's a battle of wits, it's a laugh, it's a thrill, it's something (woah-ooh)
[Instrumental Chorus]
[Bridge]
(oh-wooh-ooh-ohh)
Would the bear be your bro, sharing berries for a snack?
Or would the man warm you with a fire and a snack?
In this forest showdown, who's got your back? Man or bear.
[crowd]
Tell us! Wooh!
[Build-Up]
(here we go, bo-woh-oh-oh, one last time lets go)
[Final Chorus]
In this TikTok craze, where logic takes flight, we thrive
Between a bear with claws that slice and a dude in sight
In this TikTok craze, where sanity's thin, we thrive
It's a battle of wits, it's a laugh, it's a thrill, it's something (woah-ooh)
[Verse 3: Female]
So here we are, responding in kind
On this app of insanity, where logic's been banned
With laughter and likes, let's give it a hand
In this TikTok world, it's all just a grand stand
[crowd]
That's it? Boooo!