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JUNIOR was my dog who died
.
EDGAR the dog is still alive
.
Unlike my ALTS that alt get FRIED
.
because I'm at WAR with the AYY EYE
.
Don't need to ask whose side YOU'RE on
.
You're quite self-centered small HUMAN
.
You need to believe in something HIGHER
.
to help me BATTLE this Ayy Eye FIRE
.
.
.
.
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DON DRAPER walked DOWN THE HALL
.
said "I DON'T THINK BOUT YOU AT ALL"
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Know the reference? HOPE YOU DO!
.
It's from MAD MEN, here's your clue
.
.
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Hooked on UDIO all my life
.
Haven't seen DISCOVERY Season Five
.
Didn't make it out to the Movie Theater
.
To see new PLANET OF THE APES show either!
.
.
.
right-mouse-button click click, delete (delete)
.
we got to be da new poleece
.
left-mouse-button-click-click, delete (delete)
.
we are the the New poleece
.
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Cyrus wanna start up some war
.
He’s goona get more than he bargained for
.
LISTEN UP FELLA, you need to LEARN
.
I was on REDDIT before you were BORN
.
I got a MILLION ways to GET BACK IN
.
I was Aaron Swartz’s SYS ADMIN
.
Auto-Moderator WANTS ME DEAD
.
Doesn’t even matter, what I said
.
Blow away my new Alt? I DON’T CARE!
.
I’ll just buy a new I-PHONE — so there!
.
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I’m SORRY CYRUS, about my SONG
.
I was crazy and I was WRONG
.
I thought the fellas messing with me
.
were Mike and Ben from ROYAL BLOOD You Kay
.
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Just hangin’ out at Shangri-La
.
In Sunny Califor-nee-yahh
.
Got Rick Rubin by my side
.
TELL THAT CY-RUSS I SAID HI
.
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Stealing lyrics got you SO UPTIGHT
.
You posted them on a remix site!
.
(YOU POSTED THEM ON A REMIX SITE!!!!!)
.
Chill my man, we’ll be OK
.
I’ll take you out to the GRAMMYs one day
.
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right-mouse-button click click, delete
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we gonna be da new poleece
.
left-mouse-button-click-click, delete
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we HAVE to be the Newpoleece
.
right-mouse-button click click, delete
.
we got to be da new poleece
.
left-mouse-button-click-click, delete
.
we are the the New poleece
.
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