[intro]
[whistling]
[chorus]
Wish me luck as you shave me, down there!!!
Cheerio, here it go's, all the way
Wish me luck as you shave me, down there!!!
Shave it clear, careful dear! those flaps stay!.
[verse]
Give me a smile, I can keep all the while
In my heart while I'm away.
With this order I have to comply,
Wish me luck as I wave it, goodbye!!
[bridge]
Though I'm going to be away, don't feel so sad at heart.
Keep this lovely moment - Ooops! did I just fart?
And before you go, please whisper soft and clear
Just once, the words "shall I do the rear?"
[chorus]
Wish me luck as you shave me, down there!!!
Cheerio, here it go's, all the way
Wish me luck as you shave me, down there!!!
Shave it clear, careful dear! those flaps stay!
[male vocals]
Wish her luck as she gets shaved, down there!!!
Cheerio, there it goes, all the way
Wish her luck as she gets shaved, down there!!!
Soothing cream, when its clean, I will spray.
[chorus]
Wish her luck as she gets shaved, down there!!!
Cheerio, there it goes, all the way
Wish her luck as she gets shaved, down there!!!
Cheerio, so it goes, hair's away!!.
[outro]
[end]