Your cursor blinks in the dim-light feast
On scripts and triggers, a tech-savvy beast
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Yet there’s chatter and laughter, right outside your door
A celebration, an open floor
Collections of faces you seldom meet
While you're buried in data, in structured retreat
You could be here with me
Where data fields align -
As usual, you're lost in code!
No, admin, you do not have to tweak another query -
With the same stubborn bugs you already know
You could sit with your team at this milestone party
But you're nested deep, within subqueries
Where tables join and left joins flow
It's time to commit, leave your transactions behind
Shift your view, let the real world show
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Come join us beyond these schema halls
Escape your keys and endless protocol
In a loop with no condition
Where routine's your superstition
Compiler's tales and syntax's song-
Why stay shackled to your chair for long?
No primary key can bind your mind
Let the functions and procedures unwind