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Chad?

Who the fuck is Chad?

(Verse 1)

My baby left me for a guy named Chad,

Said she wanted abs, not a dad bod that's bad,

She traded me in for a gym-bro deluxe,

Now I'm sitting here crying in my beer, what the fuck? [what the fuck]

(Pre-Chorus)

She said, "Sorry, babe, but it's upgrade time,

Gotta trade you in for a body that's prime,

No offense, but I need someone who's 'lit,'

Now I'm swiping left on our love, I admit."

(Chorus)

Trading partners for younger models,

Feels like I'm shopping in a heartbreak lotto,

She's off with her Ken doll, leaving me hollow,

Guess I'll drown my sorrows in a bottle!

(Verse 2)

She found a dude with a six-pack and a yacht,

While I'm stuck here with my pizza and my snot,

She said she wanted adventure, excitement, and more,

Well, have fun with your midlife crisis, I'll be on the floor!

(Pre-Chorus)

She said, "It's not you, it's just your age,

I need someone who's still all the rage,

No hard feelings, but it's time to upgrade,

Now I'm off to a life that's freshly laid."

(Chorus)

Trading partners for younger models,

Feels like I'm stuck in romantic swindles,

She's chasing sunsets, I'm chasing novels,

Guess I'll just settle for Netflix and waffles!

(Bridge)

I thought our love was timeless, like fine wine,

But she traded me in for someone in their prime,

Now I'm stuck with a broken heart and aching bones,

While she's off living out her Instagram zones!

(Chorus)

Trading partners for younger models,

Feels like I'm playing in love's lotto,

She's off with her new beau, feeling like Aristotle,

Guess I'll embrace my newfound status: solo!

(Chorus)

Trading partners for younger models,

Feels like I'm shopping in a heartbreak lotto,

She's off with her Ken doll, leaving me hollow,

Guess I'll drown my sorrows in a bottle!