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[A CAPELLA: VOCAL TRIO]

Here's another song about butt cheeks

[TUBA RIFF]

[INSTRUMENTAL INTRO]

[VERSE: TENOR VOCALIST]

I can't lie

I like them cheeks

Bouncin' round the dance floor to this beat

Shakin' and-a twerkin' and-a jigglin' round

Movin' so good with what we're laying down

But every time we're on stage

We see more and more

Shapely booty movin' 'cross the dance floor

Seen cheeks for days and cheeks for weeks

The thrill is wearing off or so it seems

[pre-chorus]

Seen good and seen great

but never spotted perfect

and finding glorious is what I wanna try

For you pretty ladies out there

bring what your mama gave ya

in front of the stage and try to catch my eye

[CHORUS]

C'mon now, shake your cans, I dare ya!

(I dare you ooooh-OOH-OOH!)

Your derriere is where you want my gaze to fall

Oh yeah, shake them cans, I dare ya!

(Shake them CANS!)

And get crowned the booty queen of this dance hall

[REPEAT INSTRUMENTAL INTRO]

[VERSE REPEATS]

I'm bein' selfish

when I shouldn't be

I see you all checkin' out each other's booties

Straight, gay, bi, cis-gendered or trans

Everybody's eyes are drawn to the stoutest hams

So let's be democratic

And put it to a vote

On them swingin' cheeks that are truly the goat

Raise a hand for your faves bouncin' round the place

Levon here's excluded, 'cause my man is ace

[DRUM BREAK]

[CHORUS]

C'mon now, shake your cans, I dare ya!

(I dare you ooooh-OOH-OOH!)

Move that derriere so that everyone can see

Oh yeah, shake them cans, I dare ya!

(Shake them CANS!)

And get crowned this dance hall's booty royalty!

Shake them cans!

Move them hams!

Wiggle them buns!

We ain't done!

Tweak them cheeks!

[spoken] Where my Bingo Hall Gooners at? You know them bluegrass boys like booty!

[outro]