Gel of Shower
[Section 1]
We should stop funding alaska
It’s basically a bunch of ice
It’s there to make us look bigger
It's more deserted than north dakota
[Pause]
[Section 2]
We can just give it to Canada
Who cares if Russia even steals it
Let’s stop funding Alaska
It's never on the maps anyway
When Puerto Rico or England become a state, we should kick Alaska out.
