Happier Country Roads For My Cybertruck Without Me - country song parody

(Verse 1)

My dog took off, tired of my sorry ways,

My girl hit the road, sick of my empty gaze,

Even my Cybertruck couldn't stand me no more,

Now I'm sittin here alone on this old dirt floor.

(Chorus)

I'm a broken man, a loser through and through, (loser)

My dog, my girl, and truck done left, what else is new? (We'd leave too)

But I'll keep on blowin on this old cracked jar (loser)

Hoping I'll learn to play the guitar (just so lame)

(Verse 2)

My dog done found a better friend than me, (good dog)

My girl found a better love, somewhere out at sea (she left)

Even my truck had enough of my mess (E lon)

Now I'm alone, the world's biggest mess. (yup)

(Chorus)

I'm a broken man, a loser through and through, (loser)

My dog, my girl, and truck done left, what else is new? (We'd leave too)

But I'll keep on blowin on this old cracked jar (loser)

Hoping I'll learn to play the guitar (SO lame)

(Verse 3)

Now I'm huffin on this jar under the Texas sky, (huff huf)

Kinda understand why the dog and girl said their goodbyes (we're leavin too)

But the Cybertruck leaving, that's a new one on me (E lon)

It made me dubba dubba loan dot lee (Oh, SO lame!)

(Chorus)

I'm a broken man, a loser through and through, (loser)

My dog, my girl, and truck done left, what else is new? (Us getting paid)

But I'll keep on blowin on this old cracked jar (loser)

Hoping I'll learn to play the guitar (SO lame)

The truck now spells Cybertruck with an F U.

(Spoken)

I'm so alone, would y'all be my friend? I have cake. (we do get paid?)