Verse 1
In our cozy little room, the lights dimmed down low,
We find our special spot, let the busy world go.
With a dick and a remote, to Miami we sail,
Four golden ladies, with their tales so hearty and hale.
Chorus
Jerkin' it to the Golden Girls, in their world we twirl
Sophia’s witty jabs, Dorothy’s sarcasm unfurls.
Rose’s St. Olaf stories, Blanche’s southern charm making my toes curl,
In this moment with you, my rod spits out pearls.
Verse 2
On a comfy couch, we're nestled side by side,
With every shared laugh, our worries subside.
Their adventures and mishaps, like rays of sunshine,
Brighten our night, your hand warmly rubbing my thigh
Chorus
Jerkin' to the Golden Girls, in their world we twirl,
Sophia’s witty jabs, Dorothy’s sarcasm unfurls.
Rose’s St. Olaf stories, Blanche’s southern charm makes my toes curl,
In this moment with you, my rod spits out pearls.
Bridge
Cheesecake on the table,
as stories unfold,
Silver Haired Goddess,
more precious than gold.
In each episode, a memory we find,
A testament to love (and jerkin it that bind).
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant
IN MY PANTS!!!!!
Oooooooooooooooooooooohhh!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!
I'm Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm in
Ooooohh Ohhhhh Yeah!!! Yippie Kie Yay!!!!
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!!!
and I'm spent.