Because I Sharted

By ha mo nihm with UdioMusic

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[Verse]

I took a chance

Broke wind in these pants

But something felt strange

Now I gotta change

Why oh why

Did I eat all that pie

[Bridge]

I'm broken-hearted

[Hook]

Because I sharted

Because I sharted

[Verse]

Oh what a pain

Now there's a stain

Everyone can see

(It's clearly not just pea)

[Bridge]

Can't help but feel cheated

I have to stay seated

And I'll soon be departed

[Hook]

Because I sharted

[Breakdown]

(background singers: a gut feeling, that wasn't so trusty)

(background singers: now those pants, are getting crusty)

[Build-Up]

and my night is over

before it even started

[Outro]

Because I sharted! 

started...

[Outro]

Because I sharted!