The classroom's tense, oh what a shame
My body's feeling all aflame
(spoken)
Oh no, here we go
(sung)
This timing couldn't be much worse
[chorus]
I got a boner,
I got a fucking boner in class,
Oh no,
I can’t stand up,
Everyone Will know,
Through my Sweatpants it will show,
Give me the F,
I got a boner in class!,
[bridge]
I’ve got a raging boner,
And it won’t go away,
Tried to put it in my waistband,
But my dicks to small to stay,
What the fuck do I do?,
I know,
I’ll just run out the class room,
With Spasms of Kung fu,
[outro]
Cause I got a boner,
Yeah I’ve got a boner,
Everyone will see,
my boner,
The Deacher,
I would bone,
her,
Yeah I’ve got a boner,
An unfortunate boner,
Todayyyyyy.
[END]