TheDarkPoet
[Verse 1]
Set sail for the castle, Lads!
Mouse ears will tremble, Aye!
Storm gates with our cutlasses.
Magic’s where we plunder!!
Har Har Har Har!!!
[Verse 2]
We are the pirates of the Magic Kingdom.
No hero can stop us, they fear our anthem.
We reign with terror, our hearts ice-cold.
In the shadows, where darkness unfolds.
[Chorus]
Chart a course for Disney World.
Our black sails have been unfurled.
Marauding through Adventureland.
Funnel cakes and swords in our hands.
[Drop]
[Verse 3]
Minnie Mouse in our treasure sack.
Mickey laid out, we broke his back.
Drunken Pirates on the teacups ride.
Cinderella becomes the Captain's bride.
[Bridge]
Plundering the village without a care.
Leaving the children crying in terror.
Epcot Center razed to the ground.
Goofy locked up at the local pound.
[Drop]
[Chorus]
Chart a course for Disney World.
Our black sails have been unfurled.
Marauding through Adventureland.
Funnel cakes and swords in our hands.
[Outro Verse]
Har Har Har Har
Donald Duck left at the bottom of a well.
Tinker Bell has been sent straight to Hell...