[Intro]
You could see her from a mile away,
The way the sunlight hit her pretty face,
Wouldn't mind if she'd look my way,
To my surprise she did,
She said baby why don't you kiss me,
I said bitch! i don't want no herpes,
She said fine whip it out,
So i did.
[Chorus]
Yeah i found me a pretty one but she was a freaky one,
She wanted to do butt stuff,
in the local walmart parking lot,
but i didn't mind i got down and dirty,
whiskey for lube it stung our privates, (privates)
She said she liked it. (liked it)
Bitter sweet, i even let her ride it (ride it)
[Outro]
So son that's how me and your mother met,
We met at chance like something from a show,
underneath the suns roasting glow,
Getting down and dirty,
with whiskey for lube...