Fair Dinkum, Mate! [Aussie Country Rock, Explicit, Satire] [Full Track]

[Verse 1]

From the land down under, where the slang is king,

Come some expressions that'll make you grin!

So grab a tinnie, chuck a sickie, and let's begin,

To explore the lingo that's fair dinkum!

[Chorus]

We're not here to fuck spiders, that's for sure,

But we'll give it a burl, and then a little more!

From "Bob's your uncle" to "she'll be right,"

These Aussie sayings are out of sight!

[Verse 2]

If you're feeling crook, just have a lie down,

Or chuck a U-ey and head back to town!

And if someone's mad as a cut snake, beware,

They might spit the dummy, so best take care!

[Chorus]

We're not here to fuck spiders, that's for sure,

But we'll give it a burl, and then a little more!

From "strewth" to "crikey," and "fair go, mate,"

These Aussie expressions are really great!

[Bridge]

Now, if you're a bogan, you might cop some flack,

But just grab a slab and a snag, and she'll be right, Jack!

And if you're flat out like a lizard drinking,

Just remember, with Aussie slang, there's no overthinking!

[Verse 3]

Now, if you're feeling a bit dusty after a big night out,

Just chuck a sickie, and she'll be right, no doubt!

But if you're as busy as a blowfly in a bottle-o,

Then it's time to hit the frog and toad and go!

[Chorus]

We're not here to fuck spiders, that's for sure,

But we'll give it a burl, and then a little more!

"Dry as a dead dingo's donger", "True blue"

These Aussie expressions are ripper, through and through!

[Verse 4]

True blue Aussies spin yarns, it's in their blood,

Like fighting off crocs with an Akubra and some mud!

If someone's giving you a gobful, just tell 'em "rack off, mate!"

Or they'll be flat out like a lizard, and that's no debate!

[Bridge 2]

Now, if you're feeling crook and need to chunder,

Remember, it's not the end of the world, no wonder!

And if someone calls you a drongo or a galah,

Just smile and nod, and say "yeah, nah!"

[Verse 5]

If you're up the bush and see big red roo,

Don't be a flamin' galah, just enjoy the view!

And if you're feeling peckish, just grab a sanger or a snag,

Some fried Dim Sims you little ripper, ya dag!

[Final Chorus]

We're not here to fuck spiders, that's for sure,

But we'll give it a burl, and then a little more!

So let's don our budgie smugglers and hit the beach,

Where the slang flows free as a rip through the reef!

[Outro]

Fair suck of the sav, we're true blue through and through,

From the outback to the coast, the big smoke too!

We'll sink piss and spin yarns, 'til the cows come home,

'Cause when it comes to Aussie slang, we're never alone!