(Verse 1)
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[Verse 1]
Supermarket blues got you down?
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
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Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Verse 2]
Need a new slicer, sharp and keen?
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Ham hocks and shanks, oh the possibilities abound
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Bridge]
Forget the deli counter, the long checkout line
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Bacon bits and jerky, a gourmet delight
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Outro]
Click some tongs, to the ham-tastic dream
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[Fade out]
(Verse 2)
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
(Bridge)
Forget the butcher's block, the messy, greasy scene
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
(Verse 5)
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Canadian, peppered, hickory-smoked delight
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[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
(Outro)
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[Fade out]