Dub dub dub dub
Oh oh oh oh oh
Skib
Skibi
Skibididididididi
oOoOO ooooooo
Rizzlers say what? (what?)
I'm the top G
do do do do do do do
ooooooooooooo aahhhh
Skibidi dub dub dub dub
Skibidi dub dub dub dub
Oooo oooo
I so love my g-yatt
All the rizzlers from Ohio love it too
My favorite book is from the library
It is titled "How to be an Alpha Male"
So now I hope to become an alpha
All the sigmas can ligma
I am so amazing
Amazing at rizzing
All the g-yatts give me brain rot
But the rot tingles my soul
And my soul makes me feel
I have no emotions
All my emotions left when my moms dads brothers father in laws pet goldfish died when I was 69 years old
I am now 420 years old and have learned the art of rizzing
I rizz up all the people in ohio
When I rizz I can feel
When I feel my g-yatt tingles on the inside which triggers my brain rot
When my brain rot triggers (Which is triggered when my g-yatt is tingly on the inside)
I get my emotions which let me feel
And when I feel I feel like I could dash into the bathroom
When Im in the bathroom my g-yatt gets more tingly then before
And then out from my bum hole comes a shart (FIRE IN THE HOLE!)
It smells worse then a fart
And then there's a huge explosion (it takes me back to good ole' December 7, 1941)
Then I stand up from my toilet and I don't bother to wipe (I like the crust)
I see that my toilet is gone
I exploded
It has been replaced by a Skibidi Toilet
He mews at me and I feel g-yatt tingle
I know I have been rizzed properly
He looks at me
I look at the skibidi toilet
He looks at me
Even though I know Ive been rizzed
Our love cannot last
He is a skibidi toilet
while I am a sigma top G trying to become an alpha
This is not alpha behavior
So I say to him "What's up brotherrrr"
And he says that he is from ohio and wants to go back
So I throw him out of the window back to the mother land of russia