But one game there just drove him mad
Rocket League, man, it was so bad
[Verse 1]
Sits alone, controller in hand
Hopes to be the best in this land
Slams the buttons, curses loud
But his car just spins around
Anthony Thomas Antonsen
Heavy kid, but loves to game
Joystick king, in his own lane
'Cept for Rocket League, such a shame
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't score goals
He's on tilt
Frustration mounts, he's ragin' high
Blames the lag and misses shots
Crimson cheeks, he won't back down
But the scoreboard tells the tale
[Chorus]
Anthony, just can't catch a break
Rocket League, it's his biggest mistake
[Verse 2]
Anthony Thomas Antonsen
Every match, it's the same refrain
Smashes buttons, but he's spinning out
Meanwhile teammates pull ahead, no doubt
Won't accept that it's just a game
Got the spirit but lacks the aim
Rages out (Rages out)
Throws the controller, but he can't explain
Why he returns for more of the pain
Late nights, sleepless, he endures the shame
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't score goals
He's on tilt
Frustration mounts, he's ragin' high
Blames the lag and misses shots
Crimson cheeks, he won't back down
But the scoreboard tells the tale
[Chorus]
Anthony, just can't catch a break
Rocket League, it's his biggest mistake
[Bridge]
He won't stop, it's a battle of pride
Wants to win, but he just can't hide
From the truth, Rocket League's a fight
He can't conquer, at least not tonight
[Verse 3]
Anthony Thomas Antonsen
Dreams of scoring, but it's in vain