[yelling screaming tortured vocals with feedback]
HOW IS EVERYBODY TONIGHT?
I WAS TALKING TO MY WIFE THE OTHER DAY .
i SAID TO HER, i SAID.
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THE AIRPLANE FOOD?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS?
THE AIRPLANE FOOD...IT'S NOT GOOD! TERRIBLE, IN FACT!
But I love to travel. I love it whether it’s a car or whether it’s a plane. I like to get out there, I like to keep it moving.
I love airports!!!
Feel safe in the airports thanks to the high caliber individuals we have working at X-ray security. How ’bout this crack squad of savvy motivated personnel? you put the bag on the conveyor belt. It goes through the little luggage car wash. Then you have the other genius, down at the other end, looking at the little X-ray TV screen. This Einstein was chosen to stand in front of X-rays 14 hours a day. It’s his profession.
You people have been an incredible audience! I don't know whether I'm in a collosseeum or a mausoleum! I'm kidding of course, you've been wonderful. Thank you everybody! Thank you! GOOD NIGHT!!!!