We at twenty two 22nd street mudafakas,
We got Oh Jee in da house,
We got C Bich on da microphone,
We got Waldo in da DJ booth
We got McFishy packing Dee pipe,
We got Dildobrand making pizza pops
We got Elliott smoking the smoke
Where the ladies at (ladies)
Shag a Jamaican broad till me spear go limp,
Shag a Jamaican broad because me a true pimp,
Naughty girls sing (hey)
Naughty girls sing (ho)
Shag all night, me eyes red from the smoke,
Hey Jamaican broad come here for the toke,
Let me spear bust you open till me back is broke
Luvin done rough, is luvin done right,
With the rum in me gut I can go all night
[prechorus]
(Pack) the gravity bong
(Light) The golf club pipe
(Turn) The stereo on
(No) Tragically hip tonight
[Female gang vocals] [chorus]
Sweet Jamaica with the sun so bright,
With your magic I can see the light,
Rescue I,
Take I away,
From this cold land where the gals are gay,
I got a late night shift tonight,
Working the grill with carefoot in my sights,
Hook you up with free big Macs if you come in the taxi at one,
After Yaks we stumble to Mick Vickers to have some fun,
Puke in the pool but don't you drown,
This is where Massey kids throw down,
Bush diving all night long,
Shag Jamaican style with my white boy schlong
[chorus]
Shag a Jamaican broad till me spear go limp,
Shag a Jamaican broad because me a true pimp,
Naughty girls sing (hey)
Naughty girls sing (ho)
Light electric herb, me eyes red from the smoke,
Hey Jamaican broad come here for the toke,
Let me spear bust you open till me back is
Broke,
Loving done rough is loving done right,
With Old English in me gut I can go all night! Yeah
Let's raise a glass to all dee Brandon Girls,
All the Dawfin babes with their curls and pearls,
To Peggy and Karen and Brook and Ash,
You broke our hearts but made the summers last,
Let's raise a spliff to the providers of herb,
Call their beeper and say the word
Oh jeez brotha and Anthony
Vern and some guy named Hassan
Delivery of da weeeeed
[interlude]
[Smoking marijuana sounds, party]
Where we at...
Where we going....
There's no tomorrow we know about knowin...
Where we been...
What we seen...
There's no place we can't dream about dreamin...
[Inhale]
[Exhale]
[drop]
Sweet Jamaica with the sun so bright,
With your magic I can see the light,
Rescue I,
Take I away,
From this suburban wasteland,
From this parking lot convention,
From this purgatory of nineteen nineties intervention,
Rescue I
Take I away