Now listen carefully
I'll only tell this story once
About the final visitor
Before everything explodes
Oooohhh
Let me in he said
I'd be glad to give you the code
Oooohhh
Dial 911 for access
And head right down the road
Oooohhh
The gate slowly opened
There was something I didn't know
With blue Lights behind me
I hurried towards the mansion
At the end of the road
Now Asher was a mountain of a man
But I'll tell you what I didn't know
In his microwave oven he placed a can
Of origin unknown
He set the timer And lit the oven
Waiting for everything to explode
As I approach the mansion
With blue lights and chaos all behind
I had no idea what was in store
As the final seconds of the timer
Counted down
As I approached the mansion
I saw Asher speeding by
His scooter moving ever faster
Then I realized This could be the moment
That I die
Three. Two. One.. GO!
[Orchestral guitar solo]
Run away aun away before it's too late!
Asher's revenge is complete!