(Pre-Chorus)
Stumbled in, tryna be silent,
But my bladder had a plan, oh so defiant.
(Verse 1)
Midnight's here, and I'm in a daze,
I had no fear 'til the shiver set my stream ablaze.
Late at night, feeling alright,
Heading to the bathroom, in the dim moonlight.
Suddenly, a shiver runs down my spine,
But little did I know, it's not a sign to feel fine.
(Chorus)
Cold shiver while peeing,
Sending shivers down to the core.
Next thing I know, I'm seeing,
My pee dancing on the ceiling, oh no!
(Verse 2)
Thought it was just a chill in the air,
But it's something more, I swear.
As I let it flow, the shiver takes control,
My aim goes awry, and up it goes, whoa!
(Chorus)
Cold shiver while peeing,
Sending shivers down to the core.
Next thing I know, I'm seeing,
My pee dancing on the ceiling, oh no!
Grab a towel with much regret,
Cleanin' up ain't fun, you can bet.
Lesson learned, the hard, cold truth,
Next time I shiver, I'll stay uncouth.
(Bridge)
I'm soakin' and mopin', while the disco ball spins,
Tight grip on reality, I begin to reminisce
About those simpler times, when aim was bliss
But now it's a funky twist, in this late-night disco pee
Never thought I'd need a strategy just to go and take a leak
(Chorus)
Cold shiver while peeing,
I'm slipping and I'm sliding, can't believe what I see
It's a yellow paint job, right above, done by me
Shaking my head, at this midnight surprise
I'll aim true next time, I solemnly surmise
(Chorus)
Cold shivers while peeing,
My hands are freezing, but my body's on fire,
Getting groovy with my moves, wasn't my desire.
(Chorus)
Pants half down and the floor is a mess,
Trying to figure out how to clean up this distress.
Next thing I know, I'm slipping in the puddle,
I dance and slide in my midnight blues
Got them ceiling-staining, bathroom-use shoes
It's a funky situation, no rhythm or rhyme
Just the beat of my heart in sync with the crime
[Chorus]
Oh, that cold shiver pee,
Got me painting the ceiling so unintentionally