(Verse 1)
Well, gather 'round folks, let me tell you a tale,
'Bout a man who makes tough guys turn pale,
He's got a beard that could tame a wild bear,
And when he flexes, you better beware!
(Pre-Chorus)
He doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down,
He doesn't get wet in the rain; the rain gets Chuck crowned,
He's got moves smoother than butter on toast,
He's Chuck Norris, the legend we boast!
(Chorus)
Chuck Norris, he's the man of the hour,
Kicking bad guys with his superpower,
From Texas to Tokyo, he's known worldwide,
Chuck Norris, he's the real tough guy!
(Verse 2)
He once roundhouse kicked a horse and made it a unicorn,
He bench-presses cars just to keep himself warm,
He doesn't need a map; he tells the world where to go,
And if you cross him, well, then, you better lay low!
(Pre-Chorus)
He doesn't age; time just bends to his will,
He doesn't need a weapon; his fists pay the bill,
He's got a black belt in awesomeness, you see,
He's Chuck Norris, the man who defines "free"!
(Chorus)
Chuck Norris, he's the king of the ring,
Making Chuck Norris jokes a hilarious thing,
From dawn 'til dusk, he's a martial arts sage,
Chuck Norris, he's the true action age!
(Bridge)
He doesn't sleep; he waits for the sunrise,
He doesn't chase dreams; they come to him, wise,
He's got a beard that could make Santa jealous,
And when he enters the room, even time yells, "Yes!"
(Chorus)
Chuck Norris, he's the master of cool,
Breaking rules like an unstoppable mule,
From galaxies to galaxies, he's the ultimate star,
Chuck Norris, he's who we all wanna be, by far!
(guitar solo)
(Chorus)
Chuck Norris, he's the master of cool,
Breaking rules like an unstoppable mule,
From galaxies to galaxies, he's the ultimate star,
Chuck Norris, he's who we all wanna be, by far!
(Outro)
So here's to Chuck, the legend, the myth,
With every roundhouse kick, he seals the riff,
In the annals of history, he'll forever stand tall,
Chuck Norris, the greatest of them all!