[spoken]
This one goes out to all my Diddy men.
And all my Diddy-hoes! (Yeah)
Y'all deep in my heart, that's what I'm sayin'.
Ain't gon' be another Knotty Ash (that's fo' sure).
Let's roll, you high-pitched mother-fuggers!
[Beat drops]
[Verse]
Deep in the burbs
It's not all guns and 'erbs,
Deep in the den My man Ken
Dropped a slam
About a place that mined jam!
Some say they're puppets
I say they whup-ass!
It's a show where the flow
is sick.
Makes you wanna jiggle with a tickling stick!
These shithouses got a legacy
I say it's meant to be.
My tendency is to be mystical
These fucks so whimsical
I losin' my lint,
Over guys like Dicky Mint.
(He a clean-ass killer!)
[chorus]
Here's to my Diddy men!
(Jam-minin' niggas)
Up to they tricks again!
(Can I get a Wirral-based witness?)
Here's to my Diddy men!
(K-diddy In the house!)
Stone cold stoned again!
(Shout out to Ken Dodd, R.I.P Kenny my man!)
[Verse]
Talk to me, Kenny D
The inspiration you give me
From beyond the grave
Might even save
A wretch like me
Though you are of a small stature
You managed to capture
My attention
Dare I mention
How you hit my world, left a crater
Like a rock from space, your creator
Had a goofy grace that I respect
So let's say one more time for the tape
[chorus]
Here's to my Diddy men!
(Jam-minin' niggas)
Up to they tricks again!
(I say that's entertainment, Kenny D!)
You can keep that. Pimp, noddy
Cuz I got my God, Doddy
A horse-tooth man with a big ass heart
Who ain't afraid to take a joke apart.
His hair The most bushy Thing you ever saw?
And don't get him started on his mother-in-law
Let's not forget what Dodd brought to the mix.
He Invented these little diminutive pricks
Diddy, Diddy, yes he did
Diddy, Diddy, yes he did
Diddy, Diddy, yes he did
Diddy, Diddy, yes he mother fucking did