What’s it like (what’s it like)
To be in a real band
(A real rock band)
Seems kinda fun (kinda fun)
To travel across America-land (oooh ooooh)
But I’m too old now, (too old)
Sounds like too much Work
(Oooh ahhh)
You gotta carry gear (lots of gear)
And my back hurts (ow owwww)
Never mind the fact that I
Can’t fuckin sing
Let’s not forget I also
Don’t play anything (nope!)
My old guitar is somewhere
Out in the garage (who knows)
I’d just set myself up for
Some self sabotage (I’d fuck it up)
Definitely don’t have a tour bus
Or a shitty big white van
I really doubt I could fit a drum set
In the back of my sedan
I guess I missed my chance
I never got my time
With my last pair of Vans
I left the dream behind
Cuz I’m too old to
I’m to tired
I’m too broke ti
Be in a band
Be in a real rock band
To be in a band
Be in a real rock band
I still go to shows but I’m
Standing in the back (or the wall)
Doin the dad stance I’m
Safe from the mosh attack (don’t touch me)
Thinkin about a month long
Line up of different shows (touring)
I’d have to save up a bunch
Of vacation P T O (denied)
Definitely don’t have a tour bus
Or a shitty big white van
I really doubt I could fit a drum set
In the back of my sedan
I guess I missed my chance
I never got my time
With my last pair of Vans
I left the dream behind
I’m to tired
I’m too broke
Guess it’s time to
Give up hope
To be in a band
I guess I missed my chance
I never got my time
With my last pair of Vans
I left the dream behind
I guess I’ll never
Be in a band
AW FUCK