[Verse]
He has a 'stache... He is a maaaaan
He has some cash... He has a plaaaaan...
He has a gun... He has a caaaaar...
He kills for fun.... He is a staaaaar!
[Hook]
The ladies faaaaall when he appears...
And the men faaaaall when he puncheeeeees...
Oh oh...
[Chorus]
He's special agent Rupert Straaaaaaaange...
And he's working for Mister Eeeeeeeeee...
Pow pow!
Suddenly you're dead!
Bam bam!
Or you're in his bed!
In any case, you end up lying doooooooooooooooown...
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
He has a suit... He has a tie...
He is so cute... He has a smile...
He has a knife... He has grenades...
He has no wife.... He's got hundreds!
[Hook]
The ladies faaaaall when he appears...
And the men faaaaall when he puncheeeeees...
Oh oh...
[Chorus]
He's special agent Rupert Straaaaaaaange...
And he's working for Mister Eeeeeeeeee...
Pow pow!
Suddenly you're dead!
Bam bam!
Or you're in his bed!
In any case, you end up lying doooooooooooooooown...
[Break]
He kills and he has sex!
He's Rupert Strange!
He murders and makes love!
He's Rupert Strange!
He butchers and he fucks!
He's Rupert Strange!
He tears a man's arms off and then he sleeps with a lady!
He's Rupert Strange!
But there's one thing he can't do...
[Coda]
...He can't sing long notes like I.. doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!