[Verse]
I met this sweet lady down the used car dealership.
It was love at first sight so I bought her quick.
With black leather seats and burgundy finish.
I took her home, didn't hesitate for a minute.
[Verse]
I took my sweet lady for the wildest rides.
As I felt her curves til' the morning light.
But after a while I noticed something was wrong.
Didn't know she was allergic to my schlong.
[Chorus]
Now she's breaking down and it brakes my heart.
Why the bloody hell won't her engine start?
I gave her my love, she gave me her trust.
Didn't realize.
My seed would make her rust.
[Verse]
I really thought she wouldn't mind.
When I blew my load in her exhaust pipe.
Or her gastank, her drain plugs, her fuel filler neck.
Or her oil filler cap, her trunk keyhole or air intake.
[Build up]
[Bridge]
Why does life, have to be this hard?
Just cuz' I'm in love, with a sexy car?