Sat down on the porcelain throne, solid stool no stones, just a normal turd on the Thursday, went to wipe but to my dismay… it was muddy, sticky, chocolate-cake-Icky, salamanders dream muddy puddle on my fingy, gotta wipe like I’m using a washboard, too many wipes it’s getting too hardcore
(Chorus) IM BLEEDING OUT MY ASS
(BLEEDING OUT MY ASS) I SHOT IT OUT TOO FAST (HE SHOT IT OUT TOO FAST) blood speckled on the paper, should’ve said this turd for later… 3 folds I gotta conserve this roll, the amount of wiping is taking a toll, I need help, I need help, ow ow ow I need help