StratosAI
(Intro: Ad-Libs)
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Yo, yo, yo, they call me Stratos, the Sorlock with the soul bind on lock
Got a pact with a fiend, yeah, the power's in stock
Eldritch Blast on my side, that's my magical Glock
Max damage, utility, I ain't no support jock
(Verse 1)
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Elven Accuracy stacked high, Super advantage to make em die
Agonizing slingin' lullabies, sendin' fools straight to the sky
Repellin' like a bouncer, advantage from the terrain
Off the cliff they go tumblin', ain't no mercy in this campaign
Metamagic fueled by chaos, ain't no time for charades
Charisma maxed out, a smile so bright, you gotta wear shades
[Chorus]
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
[Verse 3]
Darkness shroudin' the battlefield, I see it all with Devil Sight
Eldritch Blasts with my finger guns, my pew-pew is precise
Twirl my hand, a gunslinger, Dropping fools without warn
ain't magic school dropout, I’m a damage superstorm (Superstorm)
[Chorus]
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Don't need a weapon, my mind's the sharpest blade
I cut em down with the quickness, my full power displayed
Quickened Spell for a double dose, Scorching Ray ignites the Tomb
They see the hat and the duster, [Pause]
KNOW I’M THE BADEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE ROOM! (BOOM!)
[Chorus]
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
(Bridge)
These other casters, they lookin' at me, envy in their eyes
Their damage rolls a d4, mine soar to the skies
Subtle Spell to confuse, Cone of Cold for the chills
They see the hat and the duster, and know I pay the bills
[Chorus]
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
Mow em down
(Outro)
Stratos out, leavin' foes in a dusty typhoon
Eldritch Blast like darts, make em burst like a balloon
Catch ya later, I’m learnin' from the master of the thrall!
Sor-Lock 'em up boys, i’ve gotta a demonic call