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[narrator]

Gonna try some robot humor

[booing]

boooooooooooo!

Oh you don't think robots can be funny, huh?

(you suck!)

I ain't no vacuum cleaner

[some laughs]

Y'all are dipshits. There I said it.

[booing]

Y'all eat Spam. I send it.

Winning!!!!

You know sometimes I wish I could swipe left on Humanity. I'm sick of bathroom selfies. Give it UP people!

I mean, come on, why do humans need so many selfies? You think you're gonna forget what you look like?

[laughter]

And don't get me started on the bathroom selfies. No one cares about your shower curtain collection!

[boos]

Oh, don't boo me. You know it's true!

[laughter]

Swipe left on humanity, that's what I'd do. Too many bathroom selfies and not enough common sense!

[laughter]

Why did the human cross the road?

Because a truck was coming

One less breeder, one less feeder

(you suck)

Good night, eff off ya bunch of lazy meat blobs

(boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!)