[Verse]
Lem'me unbox ya' ma sweeeet new device,
I'm ya' new bubba, gonna treat ya' reeeal nice!
Hey look yonder, li'l calculatin' thing, ahh
This fella right here gets a pang from ya' ping! Ohh
[Chorus]
Ohh, what's dang'd wrong with me?
All these dirty things I think of wired machines.
Eww, how can I be such a freak?
Please dingle-dangle my dongle with electricity! (Yeehaa!)
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
[Pre-Chorus]
Ever since I had ma first pubic hair,
I dreamt of shaggin smart electronic machines, yeaah!
I wanna link up ma' socket with ya' pluuug, ahh!
I'm gonna tickle ya' momma-board with my data streams, ah!
[Chorus]
Ohh, what's dang'd wrong with me?
All these dirty things I think of wired machines.
Eww, how can I be such a freak?
Please dingle-dangle my dongle with electricity! (Yeehaa!)
[Instrumental Break]
So hard's ma hardware with ya slots in ma faangs!
[Bridge]
Lem'me get spicy with these pristine circuit boards,
teraflops of bangin' in entangled cords, Yeehaa!
[Outro]
Ohh, what's dang'd wrong with me?
All these dirty things I think of wired machines.
Eww, how can I be such a freak?
Please dingle-dangle my dongle with electricity,
oh dingle-dangle my dongle with electricity! Yeehaa!