[Verse 1]
Supermarket blues got you down?
Pork aisle empty, not even a shoulder in town?
Don't you fret, don't you frown, there's a solution for us
Hamazon for all your Ham and Ham related products!
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Verse 2]
Need a new slicer, sharp and keen?
Hamazon's got choices, a veritable scene
Ham hocks and shanks, oh the possibilities abound
Hamazon's the haven, the hammiest around!
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Bridge]
Forget the deli counter, the long checkout line
Hamazon delivers, right on time
Bacon bits and jerky, a gourmet delight
Hamazon's got it all, day or night!
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Outro]
Click some tongs, to the ham-tastic dream
Hamazon's the king, the ultimate team
With hams galore, and prices so sweet
Hamazon’s the best, can’t beat our meat!
[Fade out]
Yo, Stratos in the booth, stomach rumbling like a Kraken
Craving a classic, make it delicious no slackin
Forget the fancy dishes, the truffle, and patay
Just a good ol' fashioned ham sandwich, I crave
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Verse 2]
back in the day, corner store was the game
Bologna on white, ain't nothin' the same
But now I'm grown-up, a connoisseur of swine
Hamazon Eats, is my culinary lifeline
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
[Bridge]
Lettuce, tomato, swiss cheese on a roll
Hamazon Eats fills my taste buds some mo
Dijon on the side, mayo on the spread
ain't just a sandwich, a symphony in my head
tried the local butcher, swore their ham was the best
I was disappointed, put my taste buds to the test
Dry and flavorless, couldn't believe the nerve
But Hamazon Eats came through my craving deserved!
[Chorus]
Hamazon, Hamazon, for all your hammy needs
From prosciutto to SPAM, we ship it all with speed
Spiral hams, country hams, honey-glazed and smoked
Hamazon's the answer, your pork problem's been revoked!
(Outro)
one bite and I'm transported, memories come alive
Childhood hunger satisfied, delivered with a jive
Hamazon Eats, you got my back, stomach, and feet
This Ham Glaze so sweet, Can’t Beat our meat!