Anachronology
[interlude]
[verse 1]
Checked my screen and I saw your spark,
Scrolling late night, found you in the dark.
Your bio reads like a mysterious lark,
Selling your farts in jars as a trademark
[chorus]
OnlyFans Fart Girl, you’re my kind of weird,
Laughing every time a new post appeared.
OnlyFans Fart Girl, can’t believe it’s true,
I smell that stink, I’m in love with you
[verse repeats]
My friends say it’s strange, but they don’t understand,The quirky ways you’ve captured the demand.From digital smiles to your signature brand, You’re more than a gimmick, let’s start a band
[chorus repeats]
OnlyFans Fart Girl, you’re my kind of weird,
Laughing every time a new post appeared.
OnlyFans Fart Girl, can’t believe it’s true,
Falling for you and your jars of pew
[interlude]
[bridge]
Maybe it’s crazy, but I dive into your DMs,
Hoping for a sign, to connect beyond the whims.Would you be mine, in this digital mess?Falling for a girl who sells gas, I confess.
[chorus repeats]
OnlyFans Fart Girl, you’re my kind of weird,
Laughing every time a new post appeared.
OnlyFans Fart Girl, with gas that can sell,
taking a whiff it was love at first smell
[outro]
OnlyFans Fart Girl, let’s make a scene,
In this oddball love, you’re my queen.
With every jar, you’ve won my heart,
A punk rock love, a bizarre art
[chorus repeats]
OnlyFans Fart Girl, you’re my kind of weird,
Laughing every time a new post appeared.
OnlyFans Fart Girl, let me take a whiff
Breathe in that stank and then jam this riff
[final chorus]
Only fans fart girl (fart girl -fart girl)
Only fans fart girl (fart world-fart world)
Only fans fart girl (my girl - my girl)
Only fans fart girl I LOVE YOU