[Verse]
Well, I used to surf the ocean waves,
Now I'm riding diaper days,
Trading in my surfboard for a stroller,
Got my baby crew, we're taking over.
[Chorus]
Oh, it's fun, fun, fun
in the sun, sun, sun,
With three little ones,
life's a ton, ton, ton,
Got sand in my hair
and Cheerios in the car,
Who knew being Dad
would be a rock star?
[Verse]
Wake up at dawn, they're ready to play,
No time for coffee, gotta seize the day,
Breakfast spills and tantrums in the hall,
But their little laughs make it worth it all.
[Chorus]
Oh, it's fun, fun, fun
in the sun, sun, sun,
With three little ones,
life's a ton, ton, ton,
Got sand in my hair
and Cheerios in the car,
Who knew being Dad
would be a rock star?
[Instrumental bridge]
[Verse]
Naptime's a myth, but we still pretend,
Every day starts and never seems to end,
But their sleepy smiles and their tiny hands,
Make me glad I'm their bigger fan.
[Chorus]
Oh, it's fun, fun, fun
in the sun, sun, sun,
With three little ones,
life's a ton, ton, ton,
Got sand in my hair
and Cheerios in the car,
Who knew being Dad
would be a rock star?
[Chorus]
[Main vocalist stops singing and starts screaming while the song fades out.]
Oh, it's fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun,
(Who's going to clean that mess in the car?)
With three little ones, life's a ton, ton, ton,
(And what about the coffee stains in the floor?)
Got sand in my hair and Cheerios in the car,
(Life's a ton, yeah, a ton of work!!)
Who knew being Dad would be a rock star?
(I want my time back! Give me back my time!!)
[Dad starts crying.]