[Verse1]
It's time,
(It's time, everyone)
For the Oppression Olympics,
(Oppression is so great)
Tell us how are you a victim,
Let's commiserate and shun the Heathens,
Will be gone,
[Verse2]
It's time,
(It's time, everyone)
For the Oppression Olympics,
(Oppression is the State)
Tell us how freaky in the bedroom,
Let's wear ugly costumes on our phones,
[Chorus]
Come on down and join,
The Victim's Parade,
Think you're strong,
just let us persuade you
that you're wrong,
Thinking strong is oppression,
[Verse1]
It's time,
(It's time, everyone)
For the Oppression Olympics,
(Oppression is so bae)
Tell us how you hate Whiteness,
And you think Diversity's the Best,
[Verse1]
It's time,
(It's time, everyone)
For the Oppression Olympics,
(Oppression is so neat)
Tell us we look great at any weight,
And no one should refuse our dates,
[Chorus]
Come on down and join,
The Victim's Parade,
Think you're strong,
just let us persuade you
that you're wrong,
Thinking strong is oppression,
[Bridge]
Reading to your kids
Oppression
Cooking for your spouse
Oppression
Being punctual
Oppression
Judging by merit
Oppression
[Bridge2]
Loving your Country
Oppression
Not wearing a mask
Oppression
Choosing Private School
Oppression
Learning how to read
Oppression
[Music Fades]