[Chorus]I know you think I'm stupid but
But I'm actually really smart
My brain is always thinking
My IQ is off the Chart
Yeah I know you think I'm stupid but
But my brain is really smart
I might always be drinking
so I scream a lot and fart
[Verse 1]I'm really good at spelling
I'm really quite a force
So if you think I'm stupid
Then watch me spell divorce
Yeah my bag pack has a lab top
And my password is password
And when I email my attorney
He tells me he's disbarred
[Chorus]I know you think I'm stupid but
But I'm actually really smart
My brain is always thinking
My IQ is off the Chart
Yeah I know you think I'm stupid but
But my brain is really smart
I might always be drinking
so I scream a lot and fart
[Breakdown]You definitely think I'm stupid but
If that was even true
Then how come I got married
Right out of the blue?
So what if my kids kinda hate it?
Like it's even about them?
Can't they understand that...
I couldn't give a shit (not one single shit!)
Ed is such a dream boat, yeah
He drives that big red truck
But I put him in his car seat, yeah
Because he is short as fuck (like half a man!)
[Chorus]I know you think I'm stupid but
But I'm actually a shart
My butt is always stinky
My IQ's below the chart