[Dramatic doowop singing]
I'd like to dunk the guy
Who made my child's brain,
rot away from here~~~~~~~~~
[energetic chorus]
Who put the skibidi into the toilet?
Why put the what in the sigma?
What even is gyatt and glaze?
Stop saying Bussin and Rizz
Who was that guy?
I will make his ass fly cuz
he made me die inside~~~~~
[Verse]
When my baby last night blurbed:
"skibidi da bop da rizz for real"
I had to be taken away by brancard
On the way to the store I heard a kid slur
"Goon bussin bussin bussin, what the sigma"
From the living world I had to depart
[chorus]
So~~~~~
WHAT WENT WRONG WHEN WE~~~
PLOPPED THE KIDS IN FRONT OF THE TV~~~
AND LET THE ALGORITHM RAISE, OUR KIIIDS~~~
and
IF I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE
WOULDN'T SLAVE FOR JUST A TRIP TO FRANCE
AND SPEND SOME MORE TIME WITH YOU
[breakdown]