[intro, spoken word, voicemail, mockingly]
These bitches say shit like "O M G I'm cookiiing"
But, like? Bitch...
[chorus]
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
(Hahahahahaha!!)
[verse]
Bitches never learned their A B Cs
They only know their B B Ls and B B Cs
J F C can a hatin' bitch bounce off my D
Never red a book and they think they're reading ME?
Try to cook a meal instead of using Uber Eats
Try to cook a bop that isn't using G P Ts (hahaha)
Try to cook a dish before you claim that you're gourmet
And try to read the room before you think of reading MAY
[chorus]
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
[verses]
Bitches in the kitchen but they must be cooking meth
It'd explain a lot of things like why they looking dead
They should try to get themselves an E Z bake instead
They can't get in the club and they think they're in my head
Try to serve a look for once that isn't total shit
Try to read a book for once instead of sucking dick
Try to write a hook for once instead of using copy paste
And try to read the room before you think of reading MAY
[chorus]
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
You ain't cookin' nothin' ho!
Nothin' ho! Nothin' ho!
(Hahahahahahaha!)