[Verse]
When I look up at night, and I see all the stars
I wonder if we’ll all get destroyed
by a wandering meteor crashing to earth
[Verse]
It’s happened before and it’ll happen again
or maybe I’ll get hit by a bus
I bet dinosaurs didn’t worry about that
[Verse]
A stegosaurus never had an existential crisis, but I do
A stegosaurus never had a giant bowl of ice cream, but I do
[Chorus]
and now I’m gonna add some fuckin’ sprinkles
cuz they taste good, and we’re all gonna die
And then I’m gonna eat another bowlful
Cuz it tastes good, and we’re all gonna die
[Verse]
When I stress out at work and I need to relax,
I remember nothing matters at all
Just like the dinosaurs, we could get wiped out
[verse]
Velociraptors didn’t need to have attention to detail, but I do
Velociraptors didn’t spend an hour typing out emails, but I do!
[chorus]
So now I’m gonna eat a fuckin’ cookie
cuz they taste good, and we’re all gonna die
I like to get the ones with sprinkles,
cuz they taste good and we’re all gonna die
[verse]
A pterodactyl never felt bad and then went to a bakery, but I will
A pterodactyl never stuffed itself to bursting with pastries, but I will
[chorus]
So now I’m gonna eat a fuckin’ donut
cuz it tastes good, and we’re all gonna die
I like to get a chocolate one with sprinkles
cuz they taste good, and we’re all gonna die
[chorus]
So now I’m gonna eat a fuckin’ cookie
cuz they taste good, and we’re all gonna die
I like to get the ones with sprinkles,
cuz they taste good and we’re all gonna die
[chorus]
and now I’m gonna eat a bowl of ice cream
cuz it tastes good, and we’re all gonna die
And then I’m gonna add a shit ton of fuckin’ sprinkles
Cuz it tastes good, and we’re all gonna die