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[verse]
It was a beautiful wedding
I said "I do" and whisked you off to the reception
When we arrived, our friends were calling us over
They were lining up tequila shots all along the bar
But you were pregnant, and since nobody knew
i took one for the team and I drank for two
I was a about 12 shots deep when I started to dance
I tried to sneak a fart, but god dammit, i shat my pants
[chorus]
Don't ever trust a fart if you've had too much to drink
Never believe that it'll just be one squeak
you'll try clench your butt cheeks, but you'll still feel it squashing
and every little step, you're gonna feel it sloshing
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[verse]
I was struck with pure terror
I could feel it running down my leg and onto the floor
I started slinking away to head to the bathroom
everyone was staring at me with such disgust
There was a knock on the stall, your mother came to talk
she told me that after I'm done, we will go for a walk
and she just thought that I was in need of some affection
besides, it actually reminded her of her own reception
do you know what she said?
[chorus]