[intro: spoken word]
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
gather around for a tale of the streets,
alleys and icy corners of the city.
But this ain't your grandma's Frosty.
She's out here taking hits and turning tricks,
robbing stores and sucking dicks.
Get ready for a Frosty adventure like no other...
Frosty the crackhead was a special friend to know
With a glass crack pipe and dirty clothed
And a very worn out hole
Frosty the crackhead is a fairy tale, they say
She was ready to blow and all the dealers know
She never has to pay.
There must have been some magic in
The way she could astound
For when they placed it in her mouth
Her tongue would swirl around
Oh, Frosty the Crackhead
Was a hoe as you can see
And the hookers say she could suck all day
Earning baggies on her knees
[Chorus]
Slurpety slurp slurp
Slurpety slurp (gag)
Look at Frosty blow
Slurpety slurp slurp
Slurpety slurp (gag)
Over the hills of snow
[Verse 2]
Ooh Frosty the crackhead
Knew the cops were hot that day
So she said, "Let's go rob a liquor store
Now before I waste away."
Down past the crack den
With an uzi in her hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying "fuck you policeman!"
She led them down the streets of town
Right past the dirty cop
and she offered him a hand job
when she heard him holler "Stop!"
Oh, Frosty the crackhead
Had to hurry on her way
But she waved goodbye, saying
"Fuck you guys, there's no dick sucking today!"
[outro]
la de dee da, laa dee daa
Look at Frosty blow
la da dee da, laa dee day
Over the hills of snow!
[instrumental]
[fade]
[end]