[ailence]
[Spoken = goofy male voice]
Errr, did somebody say eggs?
[intro]
[intro]
[chorus]
How many eggs can you do?
How many eggs can you do?
How many eggs can you do?
How many eggs can you do?
[bridge]
Let tell you bout how many eggs, I can do.
If I can eat this many, then so can you.
[verse 1]
I, could, eat so many eggs, but I don’t brag.
I’d rather eat an egg, than, a leather bag.
I’ll eat up my fill, right to, the top.
I just eat, I just eat, I just eat, I just eat,
I just eat, I just eat ‘cause, I can’t stop.
[pre-chorus]
(Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!
[chorus]
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
[bridge]
Let tell you bout how many eggs, I can do.
If I can eat this many, then so can you.
[verse 2]
Well, I, can eat so many eggs in, one sitting,
That when the chickens see me coming, they start cursing.
They sit there, and they push, and they push, until,
I come in and collect enough to, eat my fill.
[pre-chorus]
(Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!)
[chorus]
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
How many eggs, can you do?
[bridge]
Let me tell you bout how many eggs, I can do.
If I can eat this many, then so can you.
[verse 3]
Scrambled, fried, boiled up too,
I eat so many eggs, I’d even eat an egg stew.
Poached and runny, in a curry, even in the middle of a meatloaf…
[drop]
[awkward silence]
[spoken = male voice]
Meatloaf?!?!
[deep male vocal]
I would do anything thing for love, butch won’t do…
[verse]
EGGS!
[drop]
[awkward silence]
[spoken = male voice]
Meatloaf?!?!
[deep male vocal]
I would do anything thing for love, but I won’t do…
[verse]
EGGS!