[Verse]
Yo I'm in the garden, feelin' so fresh
Planted tomatoes, man they the best
Got the greens, peas, and kale in the bed
Talkin' to my plants like we best friends, yeah
Bringin' that sunshine, pullin' weeds out
Compost bin, makin’ good clout
Throwin' shade to the gophers, gotta keep 'em in check
Talkin' smack to the snails, they better hit the deck
Got my hoe, got my gloves, make that soil rich
I'm the king of this garden, ain't no snitch
Waterin' can, tryna make it rain
Those pests know I'm comin', bringin' the pain
[Chorus]
Neighbors peekin' over, they sayin' 'What's poppin'?
I got these veggies growin' non-stop, ain't no floppin'
Got that farmer's tan, all this chlorophyll in motion
Mess around, you might find a whole salad potion
[Verse 2]
Prunin' roses like a true Casanova
Sun hat on, feelin' like a supernova
Got that swagger in the soil, ain't no frontin', no
Diggin' deep in the dirt, where the carrots grow
I'm the master of this plot, you just a sidekick
Got 'em cucumbers hangin', even rabbits gotta click
Lettuce stacks so high, it's a leafy green tower
Potatoes underground, poppin' up like a flower
[Chorus]
Neighbors peekin' over, they sayin' 'What's poppin'?
I got these veggies growin' non-stop, ain't no floppin'
Got that farmer's tan, all this chlorophyll in motion
Mess around, you might find a whole salad potion
[Verse 2]
And the zucchini's gettin' big, they on a mission
I'm out here sweatin', feelin' like I'm fishin'
[Verse]
And the zucchini's gettin' big, they on a mission
I'm out here sweatin', feelin' like I'm fishin'
Got my sun hat, shades, sunscreen lathered up
Neighbours say I look extra, but I don't give a what
Onions makin' you cry, it's emotional, dude
Them bugs tryna munch, I said, 'Y'all rude!'
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