[Verse]
Now there's a killer on the loose,
She loves to slay the Golden Goose,
Of any famous nerdy thing,
Anything that gives us meaning,
Take all the toys away from boys,
Then tell them they are background noise,
[Verse2]
The first one she killed was Mad Max,
She turned him into a Blood Sack,
Cut his role into supporting,
Gibson's phone didn't even ring,
Cool warboys but Feminist plot,
Just thinly-veiled Wiccan Mind-Rot,
[Chorus]
She's a Nerd Slayer,
She's the Fun Replacer,
She's the Lore Destroyer,
She's hobby annihilation,
She's the death of Western Nations,
Triggly Puff but with ammunitions,
[Verse3]
Stabbed Lucas in the back for favor,
After he sold Star Wars to Slavers,
The Force is Female, worn with Pride,
Forget the boys, it's now Lady Time,
Destroy and Kill the Older Men,
Finally she will have revenge,
[Verse4]
Then Star Trek was the next to burn,
Some weepy girl taught Spock to learn,
Any straight man is a villain,
Every other word is profane,
No one on these shows is sane,
Oh look, another pronoun game,
[Verse6]
She had to poison Doctor Who,
It had always been Diverse too,
But men just really fucking suck,
So she made The Doctor a cuck,
And now he's black and gay to boot,
Space gender games with Alien Fruit,
[Chorus]
She's a Nerd Slayer,
She's the Fun Replacer,
She's the Lore Destroyer,
She's hobby annihilation,
She's the death of Western Nations,
Triggly Puff but with ammunitions,
[Bridge]
Who will be next?
The M-She-U is almost dead,
any life there is just pretend,
Who will be next?
The Witcher is already dead,
any life there is just pretend,
[Bridge2]
Who will be next,
Dee Cee Comics is already dead,
Any life there is just pretend,
Who will be next,
Hasbro is already dead,
Any life there's just pretend,