[Verse]
I took a chance
Broke wind in these pants
But something felt strange
Now I gotta change
Why oh why
Did I eat all that pie
[Bridge]
I'm broken-hearted
[Hook]
Because I sharted
Because I sharted
[Verse]
Oh what a pain
Now there's a stain
Everyone can see
(It's clearly not just pea)
[Bridge]
Can't help but feel cheated
I have to stay seated
And I'll soon be departed
[Hook]
Because I sharted
[Breakdown]
(background singers: a gut feeling, that wasn't so trusty)
(background singers: now those pants, are getting crusty)
[Build-Up]
and my night is over
before it even started
[Outro]
Because I sharted!
started...
[Outro]
Because I sharted!